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Abandoned as an infant on the steps of the convent of Our Lady of Relational Integrity, Mark “Mac” Ackmann was raised by nuns who spoke nothing but SQL. A shadowy mastermind who dwells in a remote mountain fastness, Mac is capable of migrating data from Sumerian cuneiform tablets to encrypted cloud-based file storage, so he will not be fazed by anything you can throw at him. His hobbies include escaping from straitjackets, destroying entire solar systems, and macramé.

Title: Senior Engineer

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